"and we're here to help..."
"ourselves to your money, freedom, and responsibility."
Here's an interesting chart come like to use to bash Bush:
To summarize, when Bush took office, everything was great with the economy. Now after 7 years, things are horrible.
Good thing that things like world events and general economic trends have no effect on the economy. Since it's a single person responsible for all good and all bad, it's easy to fix. This means I don't have to work as hard cause someone else will take care of me. Pretty soon I hope to just stay home and play World of Warcraft all day.
John Edwards will make sure I have health care, Hillary will raise my children, and Obama will come and "change" me.
To be "fair and balanced"...
Romney will provide my underwear, Huckabee will attend to my spiritual needs, McCain will make sure I don't talk about politics before an election, and Rudy will keep me safe
I just need someone to feed me and I'm set.